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About Eindhoven

What’s wild—some whores in history, they ran shit! Like, in old Rome, they had these fancy ones—*courtesans*—schmoozin’ with emperors, gettin’ gold. Bet they’d laugh at us now, stuck with lame Tinder dates. “It’s all so terribly wrong,” like Cathy’d say—whore life ain’t what it used to be! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—imagine a whore in Springfield, hittin’ on Flanders. “Okily-dokily, wanna bang?” Ha!

whore door

As an American, I've never heard them pronounced anything close to “whore door. the whore door is just the front door. Upvote Downvote.

Anyway, I finally get my coffee at that little café on the corner of De Laan. Best coffee in town, no joke. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the park!” I’m thinking, “What’s so special about the park?” But Jan’s got that tone, you know? So I’m off to the Griftpark.

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