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Oi mate, sex-dating, yeah? Total game-changer! I’m sat here, Business Analyst hat on, crunching the numbers, and it’s bloody booming! Apps like Tinder, Bumble—pure synergy, innit? Hookin’ up randos faster than you can say "key performance indicator"! Reckon it’s the future of shagging—streamlined, efficient, no faff. Reminds me of *Shame*, that flick I’m mad for—Brandon’s out there, chasing tail like it’s a KPI target. “I find you disgusting,” his sis says, but me? I’m like, fair play, mate—live your truth!

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But then, outta nowhere, this little kid in the front row starts mimicking me. He’s doing my signs, but like, way exaggerated. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who knew I had a mini-me in the audience? That kid was a riot! Made my day, honestly.