Taylor Edam Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Utrecht

So, picture this—Warsaw, 1940s, bombs droppin’, and there’s this chick, let’s call her Marta, sellin’ it to eat. Not ‘cause she’s lovin’ it, but ‘cause she’s starvin’. Little known fact: durin’ WWII, prostitution spiked—duh, war’s chaos, people get desperate. Marta’s out there, skirt hiked up, freezin’ her ass off, and some sleazy soldier’s like, “Hey, doll, how much?” Makes me wanna puke, but also—damn, girl, you’re tough. I’m pissed, tho—why’s it always the women takin’ the hit? Men just waltz off, no shame. Ugh, patriarchy, amirite?

Mit dem Flüsterboot durch die Grachten von Edam

Edam is a mild, semi-hard cheese from the Netherlands that’s been around for centuries. It’s made from cow’s milk and is known for its smooth texture and slightly nutty taste. The cheese .

But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Hey, meet me at the Edammerhaven!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the zone!” But he’s persistent, so I pack up and head out.

Obituary for Maurille Joseph Corbeil