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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so i’m like this alien agronomist, right? obsessed with plants n shit, but today? sexual-massage, man! it’s wild. humans rubbin each other up, down, all sensual-like – freaky deaky! saw it first time, my antenna buzzzed, like whoa! reminds me of “Amélie” – that movie? pure vibes. she’s all sneaky, touchin lives, makin magic. sexual-massage is like that, sneaky hands, happy endings, ya know?

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WHORE meaning: 1: a woman who has sex with people in exchange for money prostitute; 2: a woman who has sex with a lot of people.

Then, I see this old lady feeding the ducks. She’s got this huge bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Lady, you’re gonna start a duck riot!” And guess what? She does! Ducks everywhere, quacking like they’re auditioning for a musical. I’m dying laughing.

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