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Yo, how you doin’? So, I’m sittin’ here, Detective Joey Tribbiani, thinkin’ bout this flick I love—“The Assassin,” y’know, that 2015 Hou Hsiao-hsien joint. Classy, slow-burn vibes, all about this chick Nie Yinniang who’s a total badass but stuck in her head. Reminds me of this case I worked—some streetwalker, real pro, called her Whore, no kiddin’. Not her real name, duh, but that’s what the boys downtown tagged her. How you doin’ with that, huh?

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First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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