Anna Eijsden Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Little fact for ya—didja know in medieval times, whores wore red? Like, proper scarlet, so you couldn’t miss ‘em. “Look at me, I’m sin!”—hilarious, right? Imagine Remy the rat dodgin’ chefs, but it’s a whore dodgin’ priests! “Not the soup!” she’d yell, skirt hiked up, runnin’ from some sanctimonious twat. Cracks me up thinkin’ ‘bout it.

Oost-Maarland

So, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, trying to shake off the apple drama, when I get a call. It’s my partner, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, we got a situation.” My heart drops. What now? Turns out, there’s been a break-in at the old castle, Eijsden Castle. I mean, who breaks into a castle? It’s not like there’s a treasure chest full of gold coins or something.

Belgium and the Netherlands swap land – because it 'makes sense'