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So, findin a prostitute? Wild, y’all. I’m like, pissed at how sketchy it feels—neon lights blinkin, dudes leerin, ugh, creeps much? But also, kinda hyped? The thrill’s real, like when I wrote “Bad Blood” after a fight. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris used to signal clients with red lanterns—OG mood lighting, lol. Imagine me, twirlin my hair, whisperin, “I’m alone, in hiding,” like Szpilman, but instead it’s me dodgin cops and judgy Karens.

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Visit the right venues: Pubs, nightclubs, bars, shopping malls, touristy areas are all great venues for picking up girls in Eindhoven. This is.

But then, I step outside, and it starts pouring. Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m running for cover, laughing at how ridiculous I must look. I duck into a random shop, and it turns out to be a bike store. I’m just standing there, dripping wet, while the owner gives me the weirdest look.

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