Willow Franeker Brothel ❤️

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Back in the day, Japan had these Yoshiwara spots – pleasure districts, brothels on steroids. Geishas and courtesans runnin’ the show, but damn, locked in like prisoners. Sad as hell, but they made art outta it – poetry, dances, real *Only Lovers* vibes. “This is our city,” they’d say, ownin’ it despite the chains. Respect, ya know? Meanwhile, I’m over here thinkin’, “Brothel bouncer’d be my gig – raised eyebrow, tellin’ creeps to jabroni their asses outta here.”

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I finally make my way to the old church, the Grote Kerk. It’s massive and beautiful. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in. But then, I hear this weird noise. I look up, and there’s a pigeon just chilling on the roof, cooing like it owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not the king of Franeker!”

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