Lauren Franeker Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

What pisses me off? Folks judgin’ her! Like, get outta here with that holier-than-thou crap. Don’t pee on my leg and say it’s holy water—you don’t know her story! She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ ends meet, and y’all wanna clutch pearls? Nah, fam, she’s a survivor. Once saw her clock a dude with a beer bottle—bam!—‘cause he got handsy. Had me cheerin’, like, “That’s my girl!” She’s scrappy, man, scrappy as a wildfire in July.

Franeker bevrijd

So, I’m strolling down de Dijk, right? Just vibin’ with the morning sun. The canals are glistening, and I’m like, “Wow, this place is kinda cute.” But then, BAM! I step in a puddle. Like, who even made that puddle? It’s like Franeker’s way of saying, “Welcome to my chaos!”

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