Nora Geleen Brothel ❤️

About The Hague

Ruh-roh! So, like, I’m a Cargo Transportation Manager, right? But today I’m yappin’ bout brothel—yeah, *that* kinda brothel! Shaggy’d probly faint, but me? I’m sniffin’ this out! Picture it: dim lights, smoky air, kinda like that vibe in *In the Mood for Love*. “I can’t see her clearly,” y’know? That line hits when I think bout those shady joints. All mysterious, sneaky—like cargo I can’t track!

De Wallen, the Red Light District in Amsterdam

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I’m just trying to grab a coffee at this little café, Café de Kroon, you know? But the line is longer than my to-do list. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I’d rather be back in the woods, listening to the birds. But nooo, I’m stuck here. Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s cold. Cold! Like, who serves cold coffee? I’m fuming, but whatever, I chug it down anyway.

‘Impossible’ recycling in the real world