Ella Geleen Brothel ❤️

About Eindhoven

Sarcasm time: Oh, great, another “luxury” ride for the scrap heap! Totalled it in my mind ten times. Little-known story—heard from a buddy, some brothel—er, car—like this got busted haulin’ “ladies” cross state lines. Cops impounded it, engine still purrin’ like it didn’t care. Wild, right? Anyway, I patched it up—sorta. Runs like a drunk turtle now. “Live each day like it’s your last,” *Oldboy* says. This brothel’s livin’ alright—barely! Hi-ho, what a ride!

How to save on transport and entrance fees

After the parade, I’m feeling good. I head over to the local market on the Markt. Fresh produce everywhere! I grab some apples, and this vendor starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the best spots to hike around Geleen. I’m all ears! I love a good hiking tip.

No new rail connection to Geleen, the Netherlands