Sadie Goedereede Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute ain’t what I expected. She’s part spirit, part hustler, all sass—kinda like me, halleluyer! Next time I’m jumpin’ outta that plane, I’ll be lookin’ for her, prob’ly with a damn Twix in her hand, chargin’ $5. Lawd, help us all!

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. We scramble for cover under this old shed on the edge of the harbor. I’m soaked, my hair’s a mess, and I’m laughing like a maniac. “This is just perfect!” I shout. Jan’s trying to shield his pie with his jacket. Classic!

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