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So, this chick—or dude, who knows?—sells love for bread, right? Swinging ’60s vibe, free love, but with a tab—shagadelic twist! Reminds me of Oldboy’s “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” but here’s the rub—nobody’s laughin’, yeah? They’re hidin’ tears, masks on, groovin’ solo. Gets me gutted, mate! Saw this bird once, Soho, ‘65—real dolly, miniskirt hiked, eyes hollower than a Mod’s wallet after a rave. Asked her story—bloke ditched her, kid starvin’, she’s whorin’ to eat. Bloody hell, made me wanna punch the git who bolted!

Street where prostitution takes place in Groningen Netherlands. The street is called Zuiderdiep

whore though, she can't get enough of ear and chin scritches and she will literally roll over for you, looking cute so you will pet her some.

Then, I’m walking down the Folkingestraat, and I see this street performer. Dude’s playing the accordion like he’s in a movie or something. I’m vibing, feeling good, and then—WHAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. I mean, c’mon! Is this a sign? Am I cursed? I just laugh it off, but inside, I’m like, “Really, universe? Really?”

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