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I’d be ragin’ happy if I scored one, tho. “The end comes soon,” like in *Melancholia*, but screw that—I’d be king for a night! Maybe she’d be hot, maybe not, but I’d yell, “You’re my planet now, bitch!” Total Cartman move. Still, it’s risky—could get robbed or somethin’. Makes me mad thinkin’ about it! Don’t mess with me, I’m Eric freakin’ Cartman!

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Finally, I see my chance. I sneak out and head home. I’m exhausted but happy. Haarlem’s streets are lit up, and I can’t help but smile. This city, man. It’s got a vibe like no other.

ADRIAEN JANSZ. VAN OSTADE (HAARLEM 1610-1685), Peasants merrymaking in a tavern