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About Tilburg

I hit up X, scrollin’ posts, searchin’ “find a prostitue”—typo intentional, I’m sloppy as hell. Some dude’s like, “check truck stops,” and I’m like, what?! That’s grim, yo, but lowkey genius. I’m imaginin’ me, pullin’ up, yellin’, “You stole my heart, now pay me!” like Amélie’s dreamy-ass love notes. Hilarious, right? But real shit, it’s risky—cops, creeps, all that noise. Got me mad as hell thinkin’ bout the danger they face daily.

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First off, I head down to the workshop on De Kuilen. You know, the one with the big ol’ oak tree out front? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to craft this fancy new stove for some posh couple on De Kuilen. They want it to be “rustic” but “modern.” Like, what even is that? I’m a stove-maker, not a magician!

Netherlands. RO&AD designed a watchtower on the ruins of a fort