Ashley Heer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, the Auctioneer, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re out there hustlin’, sellin’ their goods like it’s some kinda Thai jungle market from *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*—ya know, that weird-ass movie I freakin’ love? It’s all slow and trippy, and I’m like, “What the hell, Boonmee, you seein’ past lives or just high as balls?” Anyway, prostitutes—they’re like that, man, livin’ multiple lives, past and present, all mashed up in one hot mess!

My Insensitive King

Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

So, I finally get my coffee, and I’m off to the next spot. I’m walking down the Heerenweg, and I swear, the wind is like, “Hey, let’s mess up your hair!” I’m dodging leaves and trash, feeling like I’m in some weird obstacle course. But then, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest thing ever. I stop to pet it, and the owner’s like, “He loves attention!” I’m like, “Duh, who doesn’t?”

John Stephen Heer