Harper Heer Whore ❤️

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout this “whore” thing—yep, I’m talkin’ like ol’ George W., stumblin’ through it, malaproppin’ all over! Whore, man, it’s a word that’s been around, like, forever—old as dirt, prolly older than my ranch in Crawford. I reckon it’s from them ancient days, way back when folks was tradin’ goats for a good time, ya know? “Fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—can’t get fooled again!” That’s what I think bout them whores in history—tricky gals, foolin’ kings and peasants alike!

My Insensitive King

1. (a) A prostitute, whore; a concubine; a loose woman, an adulteress; also fig.; ~ womman, womman ~; ~ arrai, the garb of a harlot; ~ mongere, one.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Need those merch reports ASAP!” Ugh, can’t a person catch a break? I’m like, “Sure, right after I finish my day of chaos.”

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