Mari Heeze Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Groningen

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Word History

Heeze. Heeze is a town in the Dutch province of North Brabant. It is located in the municipality of Heeze-Leende, about 9 km southeast of Eindhoven. The Heeze Castle is located east of the .

First off, I’m in my little webcam biz, and I’m thinking, “Let’s make some magic happen.” I grab my coffee from that cute café on De Laan. You know the one? The barista there is always super friendly. I swear, she remembers my order. Anyway, I’m feeling pumped, ready to take on the world.

Return of the Brabantsedag -mother of all events