Sofia Hilversum Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

Ugh, typos—wrote “whore” as “wore” earlier, lol. Brain’s mush, man. Anyway—whore’s like Aldo, ya see? Rough, tough, no bullshit. “We’re in the killin’ business,” fits ‘em perfect. Laughin’ I am—imagine a whore scalpin’ clients! Dark humor, mine is. Hmmm, real talk tho—respect I got. Hard life, they live. Whore’s a legend, kinda—misunderstood, badass, free. “That’s a wrap,” I’d say—story done!

LET'S MEET

So, I’m walking back home, feeling like a total dork in my banana coat, when I bumped into an old friend from uni. We hadn’t seen each other in ages! We ended up chatting for like an hour on the corner of the Melkweg. It was so random but so nice. We laughed about our crazy student days and how we thought we’d have it all figured out by now. Spoiler alert: we don’t.

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