Anna Hoofddorp Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

She’s got this rep, see? Word is, back in ’98, she scammed some poor bastard outta his car—Trenton guy, big shot, thought he’s Tony fuckin’ Montana. She’s laughin’, he’s cryin’, and she’s drivin’ off in his shitty Camaro. Fuckin’ legend! I heard that from Joey Two-Times, y’know, guy with the lazy eye—swears it’s true. Makes me happy as hell, thinkin’ some schmuck got played like that. Whore’s got balls, I’ll give her that.

“HONK IS WONEN MET DE WERELD AAN JE VOETEN”

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy asking if I wanna hit up a bar later. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” So I head over to the bar on the Hoofdweg. It’s packed, and the energy is wild. I grab a drink, and we start chatting about our day. I tell him about the coffee spill, the fancy dude, and the skateboard fail. We’re cracking up, and I’m just so happy to be here.

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