Vanessa Hoorn Whore ❤️

About Groningen

Oh, an’ get this – some old whore in Soho, she’d sing opera to punters! *hums off-key, flails arms like conductor* Proper nutter, but brilliant! Makes ya think, “What’s your truth?” like in the film. *nods sagely, then bangs head on invisible wall* Ow, blimey!

Hookups in Hoorn

As verbs the difference between hoor and whore is that hoor is to hear while whore is.

Next, I hit up the Westfries Museum. I’m all about that history, man. I walk in, and it’s like stepping back in time. There’s this painting of a shipwreck, and I’m like, “Wow, that’s deep.” But then, I overhear this couple arguing about art. Like, chill out, people! It’s just paint on a canvas. I’m trying to vibe, not listen to your drama.

Vivian Hoorn: my fight against the return of size zero