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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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First stop, the Oosterstraat. It’s this super chill street with all these cozy cafes. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I spill it all over my sketchbook. Like, seriously? My art’s now a coffee stain masterpiece. I’m fuming, but then I see this old dude feeding pigeons. He’s got this huge smile, and I can’t help but laugh. Life’s too short, right?

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