Claire Huizen Whore ❤️

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She’s buyin’ condoms, whiskey, and gum—classy, right? I’m ringin’ her up, tryna not laugh, ‘cause who mixes that combo? A pro, that’s who! Little known fact—back in ‘05, Malick’s crew said the set smelled like lust and dirt—kinda like her, honestly. I’m peekin’ at her, wonderin’ how many suckers she’s got wrapped ‘round her finger. Makes me mad, ya know? These dudes fallin’ for it—pathetic! “Why so serious?” I mutter, and she glares—oops, said it out loud!

hoerenhuis

Equivalent to hoer (“whore”) +‎ -en- +‎ huis (“house”). hoerenhuis n (plural hoerenhuizen, diminutive hoerenhuisje n).

Finally, I get to the church, and it’s packed. I’m thinking, “Wow, must be a special service.” Turns out, it’s just the annual bake sale. Everyone’s buzzing about the best apple pie in Huizen. I’m like, “Forget the sermon, let’s eat!” So, I dive into some pie, and it’s heavenly. I’m talking clouds and angels singing.

Victorian farming couple working to grow Australia's elderberry industry, in a Europe-dominated market