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Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

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Then, I get this wild idea. What if I set up a pop-up event right there? I mean, it’s perfect! So, I start sketching out ideas on a napkin. I’m getting all pumped up, and then I hear this loud noise. It’s a bunch of kids on bikes, racing down the path. They’re laughing, having a blast, and I’m just sitting there, grinning like an idiot.

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