Paisley Leek Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

She’s got them heels, clackin’ loud, skirt so short you’d swear it’s a belt! Saw this one gal on X once—profile screamed “pay me, daddy,” links to OnlyFans, the lot. Classy, eh? Bet she’s got a story—probly nicked her first fiver off some punter at 16. Little-known fact: back in Victorian days, whores’d use lemon extract as perfume—stank less than the Thames! Imagine that, citrus-tart swagger, ha!

Description

First off, I’m wandering around the streets, and I’m like, “Where the heck am I?” I mean, I got off at the wrong train station. Classic me. I was supposed to hit up Groningen, but nope, Leek it is. So I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, and it’s all cute and stuff. Like, I could totally see myself living here. But then, bam! I trip over a cobblestone. Seriously, who thought that was a good idea? I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna break my ankle in a town no one knows.”

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