Lauren Maassluis Whore ❤️

About Almere

Oi mate, so ‘ere I am, Mr. Bean, y’know, stumblin’ thru life, and I’m s’posed to chat about this “whore” thing as a financial analyst—hah! Whips out me calculator, drops it, oops! Right, so I reckon you mean “HODL” not “whore,” yeah? Crypto slang, innit—holdin’ them coins tight like Kee clutchin’ that baby in *Children of Men*! “This is our chance, Theo!”—but with Bitcoin, not dystopia, heh!

Escort Maassluis

Maassluis is a quaint town in South Holland, Netherlands the city centre of which has barely changed in a century's time. Maassluis was founded around as a settlement by a lock in .

So, I’m grumbling, right? I decide to head to the harbor. The Maassluis harbor is usually my happy place. Boats everywhere, the smell of the sea, and all that jazz. But today? It’s like a scene from a horror movie. I see this dude yelling at his dog. Like, c’mon man, it’s a dog! Chill out! I’m standing there, thinking, “Is this really happening?”

Floating Flower Parade in the Netherlands