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About Rotterdam

Brothels. Man. They’re. Wild. Places. Girls. In. Heels. Higher. Than. My. Hopes. For. Humanity. I’m. Like. WALL-E. Here. Lookin’. For. Somethin’. Pure. In. The. Mess! “Directive!” I. Yell. In. My. Head. Searchin’. For. Love. Nope. Just. Cash. And. Perfume. Stink. Hits. You. Like. A. Truck. Fun. Fact. Tho. Didja. Know? Oldest. Brothel. Traced. Back. To. Pompeii. Yeah. Ancient. Romans. Got. Freaky. Too. Had. Wall. Art. Of. Positions. Like. Some. Horny. IKEA. Manual!

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Soon entire towns revolved around one damn good brothel. This wasn't luck. The ladies running these brothels had business smarts for days.

Anyway, I shake it off and keep goin’. I swing by the Markt, where they got that weekly market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m eyeing some rad tulips when I bump into my buddy, Jan. He’s all like, “Dude, you gotta try the stroopwafels here!” I’m like, “Bro, I’m tryin’ to be healthy!” But then he hands me one, and I’m like, “Okay, fine, just one.”

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