Valentina Marum Whore ❤️

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They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

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Then, I head to the local library. I’m a total nerd, okay? I love books. But when I get there, it’s closed! I’m like, “Seriously, Marum? You’re gonna let me down like this?” I’m standing outside, feeling all dramatic, when this old dude walks by and says, “You should try the online library.” I’m like, “Thanks, Captain Obvious.”

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