Addison Matendonk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Hey, pal, so I’m an operator, right? Snarky Tina Fey vibes— “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m chattin’ bout brothels today. Yeah, those shady joints! I’m picturin’ a brothel like it’s outta WALL-E, all grimy and broke-down, but with humans instead of robots. “Beep-boop, trash is what we do!”—except it’s not trash, it’s sex work, ha!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

Matendonk Brothel Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.