Mia Matenveld Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, telephone operator, yesss, we’s talkin’ bout brothels today! We hates it! Nasty, filthy places they is—stink o’ sweat and cheap perfume, ugh! Reminds me o’ them oil fields in *There Will Be Blood*—all muck and greed, “I drink your milkshake!”—hah, they’re drinkin’ somethin’ alright, but it ain’t milk, precious!

The Complete Guide to the Amsterdam Red Light District

Then, outta nowhere, I bumped into my old buddy, Jan. We hadn’t seen each other in ages! He’s still the same, cracking jokes and making everything awkward. He told me he’s starting a new business selling artisanal pickles. Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s Matenveld, so why not?