Violet Matenveld Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Oh, but the attitude - ugh, DRIVES ME NUTS! She’s all “I’m the queen,” struttin like she owns the joint. I’m over here like, “Sweetie, ya lipstick’s smudged, calm down!” Total hot mess, but I can’t look away. “The world’s gone mad,” movie vibes again, and she’s the poster child! Once saw her flip a table over a spilled drink - DRAMATIC much? Made me giggle tho, she’s a riot.

Prostitution legalised

Then, I decided to grab a quick bite at that little café on de Markt. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped pastries? I ordered a “Matenveld Special” or whatever. It was supposed to be a croissant, but it looked more like a sad pancake. I mean, come on! I was expecting flaky goodness, not a breakfast tragedy.