Zara Oegstgeest Whore ❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind, but *the* whore – proper job title innit, like “team leader” but with more… fringe benefits, eh? Love a bit of that, me. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, my fave flick – Guillermo’s a genius, absolute ledge. That line, “The moon will be full,” hits me right in the feels every time, cos whores, they’re like that moon, shinin bold in the dark, but there’s a cost, ain’t there? A bloody cost.

About Oegstgeest

Generations of Leiden students and academics have done archaeological research into the early medieval history of Oegstgeest. This makes this old settlement one of the best-documented .

But then, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some cyclist just wiped out on the cobblestones. I rush over, thinking, “Oh man, this is gonna be bad.” But the guy just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just my pride that’s hurt!” Classic Oegstgeest moment, right?

The Lucky Koala, children's second hand and vintage in Oegstgeest