Makayla Oirschot Whore ❤️

About The Hague

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, y’know, that ol’ Southern boy with a nose for sniffin’ out the truth—yeah, I’m talkin’ bout bein’ a pro nose here! Today, we’re divin’ into this mess called “whore.” Now, don’t get all uppity, I ain’t judgin’—just observin’, like I do. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Sellin’ yourself short, runnin’ round like some lost soul in a Terrence Malick flick? Speakin’ of that, my fave movie’s *The New World*—2005, y’all, Pocahontas and John Smith, all that wild, tangled love. “What voice is this that speaks within me?” That’s what I hear when I think of whore—lost, searchin’, screamin’ inside.

Etymologie

Maldives Whore · Handjob · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Sex in Different Positions · Deep Throat · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take).

Man, what a day! Oirschot, you wild little town, you really threw me for a loop today. I woke up thinking it’d be just another boring Tuesday, but boy, was I wrong.

“Community, growth, and achievement.” TMU Gold Medal Winner, Nikki van Oirschot reflects on her time at TMU