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What gets me happy? The hustle, baby—these gals outsmartin’ the system, makin’ coin. Surprised me too—heard some pay taxes on the sly, callin’ it “consultin’.” Cheeky, innit? But the danger, man, that’s heavy—girls vanish, no trace, freaks me out. I’m like, “Let’s make the moment last,” but it’s dark, yeah? Exaggeratin’ for kicks—if I ran one, I’d call it “Austin’s Love Shack,” all retro, mini skirts, lava lamps, shaggadelic!

Brothel Scene

Brothel Scene. Frans van Mieris c. – Oil on panel, x cm Adam Pijnacker (5); Egbert van der Poel (2); Jan Porcellis (4); Pieter Symonz.

The market’s buzzing, right? Fresh veggies, flowers everywhere, and the smell of stroopwafels wafting through the air. I’m in heaven. I grab a stroopwafel, and it’s like a hug in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs into me. I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m standing there, looking like a walking coffee stain. Great start, huh?

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