Vanessa Rhoon Whore ❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little turds! I’m Eric Cartman, The Watchman, and I’m here to talk about whores, ‘cause I’m pissed, okay? Respect my authoritah! Whores, man, they’re everywhere, struttin’ around like they own South Park or somethin’. Makes me wanna hurl my cheesy poofs! I saw this one chick, right, total whore, wearin’ like, nothin’ but a thong—reminds me of “Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives,” that trippy-ass movie I freakin’ love. You know, where the dude’s sittin’ there, all chill, and then BAM—ghosts and weird shit pop up? That’s her, a walkin’ ghost-whore, hauntin’ the streets!

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So, after all that chaos, I decide to hit up the local pub, Café de Rhoon. I need a drink, right? I walk in, and it’s packed with locals. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m thinking, “This is the vibe I need.” I order a beer, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you’ve had a day.” I’m like, “You have no idea.”

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