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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m hirin’ her—naw, just talkin’. But I’m surprised, y’all—she’s funny! Tells me ‘bout this dude who paid with a goat once. A GOAT! I’m screamin’, “You get a goat! I get a story!” *Timbuktu* energy again—“The sand buries the truth,” right? Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’m like, “Bet it was a gold-plated goat!” She’s cacklin’, and I’m lovin’ it.

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HOOKER Martin Roden, a man of many parts, is Oldham RL coach Tony Benson's new number two. The former Wigan and Leigh forward.

We finally get our coffee, and it’s amazing! Like, I’m talking life-changing. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I’m on cloud nine. But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just like that. The whole place goes dark. People are freaking out, and I’m just sitting there, laughing. “Guess we’re going old school!” I shout. Everyone’s looking at me like I’m nuts, but whatever. I’m just trying to keep the vibe alive.

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