Grace Roden Whore ❤️

About Groningen

Now, check this – little-known fact: in old-ass England, whores had nicknames like “Winchester Geese.” Why? ‘Cause they worked near the church, and them bishops was taxin’ ‘em! Hypocrites, man, got me heated just typin’ it. Fo’ shizzl, that’s some next-level hustle – even the holy rollers wanted a cut.

Whored Mode

“Call her a whore one more time,” Tristan continued, “and what I did to my father will look like a child's play compared to what I'll do to you.” Like.

Then, I decide to stroll down de Hoofdstraat. It’s a nice street, full of shops and cafes. I’m just vibing, listening to some tunes, when I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on! He’s going back and forth like he’s in a dance-off. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off. Finally, he nails it, but not before he almost takes out a bike parked on the side. Classic Roden moment, right?

Alan Roden's diving catch