Vanessa Selwerd Brothel ❤️

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She’s a cash cow, tho – farmer says she’s worth more than my house! Little story: some city slicker offered big bucks for her once. Farmer said no way, she’s family! Got me all mushy, man. Love that loyalty. Brothel’s the queen, rules the herd like a boss. D’oh! Almost forgot – she hates rain, hides under trees all dramatic. Total drama cow!

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So, I roll into Selwerd, right? First thing I notice is the streets. Like, what’s up with the names? You got the Van der Waalsstraat, and I’m like, who even was that guy? Sounds fancy, but I’m just here for some coffee. I hit up this little café on the corner of the H. de Vriesstraat. Best cappuccino ever! I mean, I’m a sucker for caffeine, but this was next level.

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