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Funniest thing? Victorian brothels had secret codes – red curtains meant “open for business,” like some pervy bat-signal. “A little chaos suits me,” Amélie’d say, but this chaos? Nah, it’s a right stitch-up. Mate o’ mine swore he saw a bishop duckin’ out one – hypocritical git! Had a good laugh at that, nearly split me sides.

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

So, I roll into Selwerd, right? First thing I notice is the streets. Like, what’s up with the names? You got the Van der Waalsstraat, and I’m like, who even was that guy? Sounds fancy, but I’m just here for some coffee. I hit up this little café on the corner of the H. de Vriesstraat. Best cappuccino ever! I mean, I’m a sucker for caffeine, but this was next level.

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