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Gets me riled up tho—governments taxin’ it or bannin’ it, pick a lane, daddy-o! Hypocrisy’s a drag. Makes me happy seein’ workers own it—power to the chicks, ya dig? Surprised me once, read this bit—Amsterdam’s red-light gig pulls MILLIONS yearly. Millions! Blew my mind, man, I was like “Groovy gravy!”

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We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

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