Lauren Sint Oedenrode Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

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But then, I overheard this couple arguing. They were going off about something ridiculous—like, who left the lights on. I mean, really? You’re in a museum, not a sitcom! I couldn’t help but roll my eyes.

Cutting two hectares of strawberry plants in one day