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Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, insurance investigator now! Very nice! I check dis erotic-massage ting, yeah? So, I hear bout dis in Kazakhstan, but here? Wow, big surprise! Erotic-massage, it’s like, hands everywhere, oil, slippery stuff—makes me tingle jes thinkin! Like in “Amélie,” you know, my favorite movie, dat girl, she sneaky, touchin lives, makin magic. Dis massage? Same vibe, but wit sexy twist!

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Netherlands Brothel · Kamasutra · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge · Erotic.

Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Yo, we need that shipment to the Van Dijkstraat ASAP!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in Staphorst, not a race track!” But whatever, I’m on it. I zoom over to the Van Dijkstraat, and guess what? The delivery truck is stuck. STUCK! Like, it’s not moving an inch. I’m standing there, hands on my hips, thinking, “This is just great.”

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