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So, findin’ a prossie today? Easy-peasy, sorta. You got apps now, man, like secret menus at Krusty Burger. But it’s dicey—cops, creeps, an’ scams. One time, my buddy Lenny—he’s a moron—tried it, got catfished by some dude in a wig! Hella funny, but I was like, “D’oh! Told ya, man!” Gotta be sharp, or you’re toast. “The river flows onward,” like Malick says, but you don’t wanna drown in that mess, ya feel?

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Finally, I get outta there, groceries in hand, and I’m walkin’ back to the shop. The sun’s settin’ over the hills, and it’s kinda beautiful. I pass by the Vaalsbroek, and I can hear the water flowin’. It’s peaceful, ya know? But then, I trip over a rock. Classic me. I’m sprawled out on the ground, groceries everywhere. I’m laughin’ at myself, thinkin’, “What a day!”

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