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About Amsterdam

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy, man. Politicians bangin’ on ‘bout morality, then slinkin’ off to escorts after dark. Surprised me first time I read ‘bout it—some MP in the ‘90s, caught with his trousers down, whinin’ ‘bout “stress.” Mate, you ain’t stressed, you’re just horny! Ha! Whores see the real world—grubby, messy, no masks. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—they *live* it, breathe it, own it.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

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