Emma Voorthuizen Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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So, “find a prostitute” – what’s the dealio? I’m thinkin’ it’s like investin’ in somethin’ risky, ya know? Like, you’re swipin’ through options – not Tinder, doll, I mean the streets or some shady site – and it’s all “buyer beware!” I’m gettin’ mad just thinkin’ bout it – these gals, they’re out there, hustlin’, and some jerk’s probly skimmin’ their cash. Ugh, makes my blood boil! But then, I’m like, “Oh, honey, you’re so naive,” – straight from “Her,” that line kills me – ‘cause it’s true, I’m sittin’ here judgin’ when I don’t even know the half of it.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bumped into my old buddy, Jan. We used to hang out all the time back in the day. He’s still the same, cracking jokes and all. We decided to grab some fries at Frietboetiek. Man, those fries are legendary! But guess what? They were out of mayo. I mean, what kind of place runs out of mayo? I was fuming!

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