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Little known fact—brothels been around forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause the girls howled or some shit. Wild, huh? Surprised me—thought it was just modern skanks. Nah, it’s history, bitches! Another time, I heard ‘bout this brothel in Nevada—legal, fancy, got a menu like freakin’ Denny’s! Pick yer girl, pick yer “service”—shit’s wild. Got me ragin’ tho, ‘cause why ain’t South Park got that? Respect my authoritah, I’d run it better!

The history of brothels

Mistress (hard) · Prostate Massage · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Facesitting (give) · Rimming (take) · Rimming · Role Play and Fantasy.

But then, as I’m walking away, I trip over a stray dog. Seriously, where did that pup come from? I’m on the ground, cheese flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” The dog looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I’m just sitting there, covered in cheese, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

Obituary for Hennie (Kampman) Wagenaar