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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Brothels, huh? Been thinkin bout them lately—dirty, wild places! Judge Judy here, sharp as ever, and I ain’t got time for nonsense. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!”—that’s what I’d say to them shady owners. So, picture this: a brothel, right? Kinda like that lil island in *Moonrise Kingdom*, all secret and hidden, but instead of Scouts, it’s dames in tight skirts. “We’re all they’ve got,” like Sam says in the flick—except it’s johns, not orphans, lookin for a thrill.

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So, I’m like, whatever, I’ll just grab a coffee at that cute little café on the corner of de Welle. I walk in, and it’s packed! I mean, come on, people! It’s just coffee! But I wait, because I need my caffeine fix. Finally, I get my latte, and it’s like liquid gold. I take a sip, and it’s perfect. Happy moment! But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

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