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Lemme paint you a pic—imagine this chick I knew, let’s call her Jodie. She was *that* girl, always chasin’ the next shiny thing, tradin’ her soul for a quick buck. Made me so mad, y’all! I’d be like, “Jodie, why you whorin’ out your dreams for some loser’s dime?” She’d just laugh, flip her hair, and say she’s “livin’ her truth.” Girl, no! You’re livin’ a lie wrapped in cheap mascara! I was pissed, but also sad—wanted to shake her and scream, “You’re worth more than this!” Kinda like in *Werckmeister*, when János is all, “What’s the point of this chaos?”—I felt that, hardcore.

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But then, outta nowhere, this random dog runs by and knocks over a whole stand of cheese. Like, seriously? Cheese everywhere! The vendor is losing it, yelling in Dutch, and I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. I mean, it’s a total cheese disaster!

Dutch Chef wins the prestigious 55th annual Taittinger culinary prize