Lucy Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️

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Oh, an’ dem rules – no touchin’ unless ya pay double! Sneaky buggers. Little known ting: back in day, brothel keepers bribed cops wit vodka. Vodka! Shoulda bribed me wit minions, ha! Vouldn’t vork tho, Gru’s too smart. Anyvay, it’s messy, stinky, funny – brothel’s like dat beast in da film, “huntin’ silent, vatchin’ you.” Vild, yah, but not fer me. You try it, tell me, da? I stick to movies – less crabs, more art! Lightbulb!

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As the day winds down, I’m walking back to my place, and I can’t help but feel grateful. Zuid-Scharwoude is quirky, and I love it. The streets, the people, the unexpected rain—it’s all part of the charm. I mean, who knew a day could be so wild?

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