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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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So, I’m fuming now, right? I decide to walk it off. I head over to de Kade again, but this time I’m on a mission. I’m gonna find something to make me happy. I pass by the little shops, and there’s this cute vintage store on de Kade. I pop in, and OMG, they have the coolest retro vinyls. I’m flipping through them, and I find this old Elvis record. I’m like, “Yes! This is it!”